Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Ooh, name it after me!

You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you’re going. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can’t possibly…

Did I mention we have comfy chairs? They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! You hit me with a cricket bat. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. You hit me with a cricket bat.

Red Five standing by. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Don’t underestimate the Force. Alderaan? I’m not going to Alderaan. I’ve got to go home. It’s late, I’m in for it as it is. What?! You mean it controls your actions?

Ye-ha! I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– Alderaan? I’m not going to Alderaan. I’ve got to go home. It’s late, I’m in for it as it is.

I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. Alderaan? I’m not going to Alderaan. I’ve got to go home.

The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There’s no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. You mean it controls your actions? But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. Dantooine. They’re on Dantooine. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.

Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. Alderaan?

What?! Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. You mean it controls your actions? As you wish. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like…suicide. Red Five standing by.