Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There’s no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight?

Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There’ll be no one to stop us this time!

Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you’re going. You don’t believe in the Force, do you? The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. What?!

Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. Look, I ain’t in this for your revolution, and I’m not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I’m in it for the money. What?! What?!

How am I ever gonna explain this? The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. I call it luck. Alderaan? I’m not going to Alderaan. I’ve got to go home. It’s late, I’m in for it as it is. I find your lack of faith disturbing.

I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. It’s art!

All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you’re going. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons.

All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? You mean it controls your actions? Ye-ha! What?! Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you’re going. I call it luck.

Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you’re going. You mean it controls your actions? Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There’s no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.